Were Those Vaginal Babies?



“Were those vaginal babies?”


No joke.  This was an actual question regarding my tiny newborn twins.



We were spending a warm summery day at the local zoo.  The twins could not have been more than two months old and my older girls were 4 and 6 at the time.  Four tiny ladies and their tiny mama just strolling around enjoying ourselves.  Needless to say at this point we were more than used to attention and questions from strangers.  In fact our Blonde-tourage remains a suburban Circus Freak Show to this day.  So this day at the zoo seemed no different than all of our daily outings.  People stopped us every twenty feet to inquire about the kids, especially the twinnies.


My little ladies are truly adorbs and yes I am biased.  Four tiny blondes with hazel eyes and personality for days.  The kids didn’t mind all of the extra attention from inquiring minds and really neither did I.  I was, and still am, pretty damn proud of my four little “princesses.”  Well meaning strangers would ask all sorts of “normal” run of the mill questions regarding the twins such as: are they identical, are all of these kids yours, do twins run in your family, how much did they weigh at birth, and what are their names?  I should have just hung information flyers off of the edge of the stroller, but it truly didn’t bother me to indulge inquiring minds…until this particular day.


“Are those babies vaginal babies?”



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Kristin McCarthy

contributing writer at Suburban Misfit Mom


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